Family of Blood AU: When Rose, trapped in the parallel universe, encounters the Weeping Angels, she is sent back to 1913 - and her original universe. There, she finds a man who looks like the Doctor, sounds like the Doctor - but only has one heart, calls himself John Smith, and teaches at a local school. She takes a job at the school to get closer to him and try to figure out what’s going on, while Martha tries to figure out if the newcomer is friend or foe.

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My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

Reblogged from you-can-cumber-my-batch.
  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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