Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
Many Ladies wear it this way
so today at work my manager accused me of flirting with a bus boy and I told her I was gay and so for the rest of the day whenever someone came near me she just kept yelling “EVERYBODY LEAVE MY LITTLE LESBIAN ALONE” so today was a good day.
MY LITTLE LESBIAN
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That is adorable!