IN JUST OVER A WEEK, I GET TO GO ON A TALL SHIP FOR 10 DAYS!!! (like a boat ship, not a ship ship)
IT LOOKS A PIRATE SHIP! BUT ITS NOT FULL OF PIRATES (thank god)
^ This is the actual boat!
alsdkfbweo;rsvjbcaslksdjbvkasjbdf SOOO EXCITED!!! a;dfna;sldfknqlsadfk add,fkbsadkjfb!!!
Behind the scenes on the Game of Thrones set
(Source: fallentribute)
finnicky:
pfefferi:
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
#vincent van gogh fuck yourself
(Source: gradies)
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
patronusstorm:
ponderisms:
So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us.
Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.
I am more excited by the fact that Fred Weasley was in that kindergarten class.
tom-ark:
if you’ve been following me for a while and not once wanted to virtually punch me in the face, I congratulate you.
thegilly:
Mathew Street, Liverpool, 1976. My favourite Beatles plaque ever.
peterpanissuchaplayer:
superwhonightlocked:
When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years thinking “I wish Rose could have been here.” Eventually, he goes back to a few seconds after he left Rose and says “By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?”
Rose never knew how long the Doctor waited for her.
